Who Will Be Trump’s Next Paid Liar?

Over the last few weeks, rumors have been swirling that President Trump may be looking to replace his entire communications team.  Following the firing of FBI Director, James Comey, the White House Press Secretary, Sean Spicer was reportedly seen hiding ‘among the bushes’ in order to avoid questions from the press about the sudden move.  Clearly this didn’t go over well with the administration, as they decided to put Sarah Huckabee Sanders out on the podium for the the next two press briefings.  Spicer has returned since, but there are now multiple reports that Trump is considering Fox News’ Kimberly Guilfoyle for the position.

It often amazes me that anyone would want to end their career by standing in front of the country to spew the lies of our 45th President, but hey, it’s their own decision.  We decided to write up a short rhyme as to who we think should be the new Press Secretary if Sean Spicer really is on his way out.